Eight questions · Five orders
Search data says the drink you order comes with a whole personality attached — a color, a city, a hobby, even an animal. So we turned it into a quiz.
Check one answer per question. Nothing is scored until all eight are in; then the count appears at the bottom, along with the drink you've been ordering wrong all this time.
Your order
The count
The five profiles are built from search data — what people who look up each type of coffee also tend to look up. It's a correlation, not a personality test, and nobody has proven that cortado drinkers really do own more cameras.
Take it in the spirit it's offered. Then order whatever you were going to order anyway.